Rob

Inglés

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Cancer

Delgado

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Marrones

Caucásico

Nunca Casado

No

Si

Sonrisa

Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas, Tatuaje estratégicamente situado, Tatuaje visible

Marrón Oscuro

Perro

No

Algo de Universidad

Tiempo Completo

Alimentación / Restauración

Chef

$45,000USD a $59,999USD

Con Mascota/s

Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente

Si - A menudo

Si - Socialmente

Forajido

Reservados, Observador, Cómico, Oscuro, Extraña / Rarezas

Cenar, Artes y Manualidades, Música, Televisión, Películas, Cocinar

Salir con amigos, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Dormir, Beber, Jugar a vestirme elegante, Televisión

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Un duende, Obsceno, Bobo

Otros

Enjoy it.

Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Obsceno, Sádico/a

Dibujos Animados, Películas

Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Familia, Animación, Horror, Suspense, Soy Actor/Actriz de películas, Adulto

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Clásica, El ruido de la aspiradora, Blues, Nueva Era / New Age, Soul, Folk, Punk

Cómics, Fantasía, Ficción, Historia, Horror, Humor, Educativos, Misterio, Filosofía, Poesía, Sátira, Ciencia Ficción, Técnica, Erótica, Sobrenatural

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Ingenio, Coquetería, Rarezas, Humor, Buena Imagen, Inteligencia

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Amigo/a , Íntimos, Comprometido