Rob

Norsk

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Kreft

Tynn

6 '1 (1,85 m)

Brun

kaukasisk

Ugift

Nei

Ja

Smil

Piercing ... Men bare ørene, Strategisk plassert tatovering, Synlig tatovering

Mørk brun

Hund

Nei

Noe College

Fulltid

Mat / Catering

Chef

$45,000USD Til $59,999USD

Med kjæledyr

Venner kommer av og til på besøk

Ja - Ofte

Ja - Sosialt

utstøtt

Reservert, Observant, Komisk, Mørk, Merkelig

Restaurant, Kunst og Håndverk, Musikk, Tv, Filmer, Lage mat

Være med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Sove, Drikking, Kle seg ut, Tv

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Et troll, Frekk, Tullete

Annet

Enjoy it.

Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Frekk, Sadistisk

Tegneserier, Filmer

Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Familie, Andirektemeldingasjon, Skrekk, Thriller, Jeg er skuespiller, Voksen

Land, Rap, Rock, Metall, Klassisk, Støvsuger lyder, Blues, New age, Soul, Folkemusikk, Punk

Tegneserie / tegnestripe, Fantasi, Fiction, Historie, Skrekk, Humor, Instruksjonsvideo, Mysterier, Filosofi, Poesi, Satire, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Erotikk, Overnaturlig

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

vett, flørtende, Rariteter, Humor, Flott utseende, Intelligens

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Venn, Intim, Forpliktet