Rob

Anglais

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Cancer

Mince

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Marrons

Caucasienne

Jamais été marié/e

Non

Oui

Sourire

Oreilles percées, Tatouages stratégiquement placés, Tatouages visibles

Bruns foncés

Chien

Non

Etudes secondaires incomplètes

Plein-temps

Restauration/Service

Chef

De 45,000 € à 59,999 €

Avec des animaux

Des amis passent à l'occasion

Oui - souvent

Oui - socialement

Mal-aimé/e

Réservé, Observateur, Comique, Sombre, Bizarre

Dîner , Art & artisanat, Musique, Télévision, Films, Cuisine

Sortir avec des amis, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Dormir, Boire un coup, Se déguiser, Télévision

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Un troll, Coquin/e, Neuneu

Autre

Enjoy it.

Intelligent, Sarcastique, Coquin/e, Sadique

Dessins animés, Films

Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Famille, Animation, Horreur, Thrillers, Je suis acteur/trice, Adultes

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classique, Le bruit de l'aspirateur, Blues, New age, Soul, Folk, Punk

Bandes-dessinées / Romans graphiques, Fantaisie, Fictions, Histoire, Horreur, Humour, Programmes instructifs, Mystères, Philosophie, Poésie, Satires, Science-fiction, Ouvrages techniques, Erotique, Surnaturel

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Bon sens, Séduction, Etrangeté, Humour, Beauté, Intelligence

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Vrai‧e ami‧e, Relation intime, Engagement